Paula Patton lustily verifies Robin Thicke’s ‘big d—‘ claim: enough already?
Yesterday, I confessed to finding it both hot and sweet that Robin Thicke claimed to have written “Blurred Lines” about his wife, Paula Patton. I know the guy has changed his lyrical story several times, and he and Paula probably get stuff on the side, but they seem happy together. Who knows — they could be faking it just like Heidi and Seal did all those years, but I refuse to see that right now.
At the moment, the couple is steadily veering into oversharing territory. Paula and Robin both gush about each other, but now Paula is addressing Robin’s “big d—” claim. To be more specific, there’s a part in the “Blurred Lines” video where model Elle Evans (the one who hilariously thought Miley’s VMA performance was “distasteful“) dances in front of silver balloons that read, “Robin Thicke has a big d—.” Paula says that claim is absolutely true:
On her style: “I would really love to be a sixties movie star like Sophia Loren or Brigitte Bardot but with a bohemian twist–I have a little bit of hippie in me. I was the kid who would go climb trees in a dress.”
On her diet: “I’m an extremist. Either I’m being healthy and organic, or I want a big, juicy In-N-Out burger, you know? And I want it now! It’s certainly not gonna make me a runway model, but it sure makes me happy.”
On she & Robin’s first kiss: “He sang Jodeci’s ‘Forever My Lady to me. He did a full-out R&B onstage performance in his dad’s living room. Then he kissed me. It worked!”
On being “the good girl”: “He ruined me! Gosh, I hope I’m still a good girl and a bad girl at the same time. And I think that every girl should know the bad girl inside her–and that doesn’t make her bad, you know?”
On Robin’s “big d—” claim: “It’s cool, it’s funny, it’s awesome! Listen, if I’m, you know, in the Miami Heat’s locker room, I don’t know where I stand, but…. But I think that the statement is fairly accurate!”
[From Glamour]
I don’t know, man. It doesn’t even matter what size Robin is packing down there, but now Paula’s put it into my head that it’s true. This seems a little try hard, and I thought the very same thing when Victoria Beckham was telling us all how David Beckham carried around an exhaust pipe in his pants. Why do these ladies care what we think about their man’s unit?
Photos courtesy of WENN; screencap courtesy of YouTube
